receptionitis

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.

"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-

by pikachizzle November 30, 2011

Recession Sex

Recession sex is when you are so strapped for cash, that you resort to buying generic KY Jelly for lubrication!

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by ScottyG254 September 20, 2011

Reece Lloyd

The greatest cabbage in all the land. He's a Turnip on weekends.

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by Blastoise444 March 20, 2014

Reece Crawley

A big headed twat which doesnt get any birds. Whilst he tells his family memebers he is straight, we all know hes came out the closet

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by Uknown gypsy April 26, 2017

reece donnelly

Reece Donnelly is a little monster who’s built like a tank. He gets paid for sex with his massive Wang

That kids a little Reece Donnelly

by Ur mums hairy December 5, 2017

Reece howorth

A man who likes to eat ass and be called a retard sweats fortnite and like to shag a distant kian

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by Anal beed tim May 17, 2018

reesce

The best basketball player in the world and a futur NBA HALL OF FAMER

Being defined reescegetsbuckets

by BestBasketballPlayer November 18, 2018