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rectal extraction

Pulled out of your ass. Something that is either completely made-up, or if true, a lucky guess.
Dude 1: How did you get a B+ on this test? You didn't even study!
Dude 2: Rectal extractions.
Dude 1: ???
Dude 2: I was just pullin' answers out of my ass and got lucky.
by FarkinFarker January 18, 2008
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Redtail hawk

Rank and filer in Trump’s war of aggression.
A proud redtail hawk, she came to theJanuary 6 party equipped with a hurtin’ flagpole from her 2nd grade classroom.

“Daddy, is that what you call redtail hawks?” asked little Mimi, pondering MSNBC’s endless loop of veins-in-their-teeth Capitol insurrectionists.
by Hifalutin! February 1, 2022
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Rectal Midget

All small bearded men living in the Anal Cavitys of homeless people for warmth, food and shelter.
Rectal Midget Clench Cheeks AlleysIf you don't want to get a rectal midget you better clench your ass cheeks together while sleeping in alleys.
by ihitmidgets666 March 7, 2011
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Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.
(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
by sir twiggles May 5, 2007
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Rectal Wolverine

Term used to describe michigan(hence the 'wolverine') NASCAR enthusiast Bill (www.racecol.com). Has a tendency to rape you anally or to offer oral sex in exchange for virtually no money at all.

See: grand rapids white sauce

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Guy #1: God, my ass is on FIRE!

Guy #2: What happened?

Guy #1: I got raped by BILL!

Guy #2: He's such a rectal wolverine.
by bill loves the cock May 19, 2004
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Rectal Gnome

Derogatory term for someone who sucks or frequents shitty establishments...such as a Mortification show, or someone's rectum..
"Nobody likes you....you're worthless....damn Rectal Gnome"

also see Bung Hobgoblin
by Scurvy Bird December 11, 2003
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tricky rectal procedure

a rectal procedure that is particularly tricky.
I'm gonna have a tricky rectal procedure
by uhgfouf July 14, 2006
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