Rosenberg rash

You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.

The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.

“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”

by svinaktig July 6, 2021

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Road Rash

The act of getting a handjob in a moving vehicle

Damn that girl gives crazy road rash

by Selenathesolara July 11, 2021

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Rash

Where one constantly makes quick unthoughtful decisions and acts to certain decision quickly or directly.

Could be used to describe someone with 0 decourum.

Sadio Mane is a rash player.
That man is rash he left his girl after he heard untrue rumours.
This guy approcahed me "he was so rash" he was already saying he would marry me

by Sadiomane September 8, 2022

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Rosebud rash

An itchy, red, patchy rash that occurs on your genitalia/ or mouth. Usually appears after making a regrettable decision while influenced by alcohol. Sometimes referred to as the Roubideaux Rash.

Around a week after the night Austin didn’t come home from the bar, Jill became nervous about the itchy rosebud shaped rash starting to appear. After a quick visit to the clinic she soon realized Austin had brought home the Rosebud rash, and shared it with her.

by Funnyguyposd September 15, 2022

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