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Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!
by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020
mugGet the Cactus rashmug.

Croc Rash

Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.
Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."

Person 2: "Kill yourself."
by meatyfrank September 2, 2024
mugGet the Croc Rashmug.

plane rash

Flying back in economy feeling uncomfortable and irritable.
Person A: Hey, have you flow long-haul from New York to Abu Dhabi before?
Person B: Yeah! It was so bad it gave me crazy plane rash!
by MountainDave January 17, 2019
mugGet the plane rashmug.

tache rash

the rash recieved when kissing a moustache-wearing person. 'tache' being an abrieviation for moustache.
that guy gave me a really bad tache rash last night
by the tache-less December 21, 2010
mugGet the tache rashmug.

Road rash on my back wheels

This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it
by Road rasher August 13, 2023
mugGet the Road rash on my back wheelsmug.

grundy rash

After gettin mudbutt, term used to show advanced stages of the mb , usually after a long day of walkin on the golf course
Ryan: Dude i gotta sit down i got the grundy rash
Homer: dam son i only got the mb
by Stew-unit July 13, 2007
mugGet the grundy rashmug.

rash hat

When one preforms anal sex without lubrication, and gets a nasty rash around the penis.
Man I got a nasty rash hat last night, I knew I should have looked for the lube longer.
mugGet the rash hatmug.

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