Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.

Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!

by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020

Croc Rash

Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.

Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."

Person 2: "Kill yourself."

by meatyfrank September 2, 2024

plane rash

Flying back in economy feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Person A: Hey, have you flow long-haul from New York to Abu Dhabi before?
Person B: Yeah! It was so bad it gave me crazy plane rash!

by MountainDave January 17, 2019

tache rash

the rash recieved when kissing a moustache-wearing person. 'tache' being an abrieviation for moustache.

that guy gave me a really bad tache rash last night

by the tache-less December 21, 2010

Road rash on my back wheels

This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it

I got road rash on my back wheels

by Road rasher August 13, 2023

grundy rash

After gettin mudbutt, term used to show advanced stages of the mb , usually after a long day of walkin on the golf course

Ryan: Dude i gotta sit down i got the grundy rash
Homer: dam son i only got the mb

by Stew-unit July 13, 2007

rash hat

When one preforms anal sex without lubrication, and gets a nasty rash around the penis.

Man I got a nasty rash hat last night, I knew I should have looked for the lube longer.

by gay rights for women on men April 1, 2015