John Racism, the inventor of racism, grew up in Mobile, Alabama, in the early 1700s. One day he stumbled across his very first black person and was fascinated at the pigment in their skin. From that day forward he dedicated his life to hating everyone based on the color of their skin and he made it known that in his mind, people with the same white skin as him, her higher in status then every other skin color. The people of his hometown all loved this idea due to them also having white skin. The word quickly spread amongst the white world and this amassed something of a cult following for John. To honor his name, the action of hating someone based off their color garnered his last name “Racism”. Although John may not have known it at the time, he would go on to have the biggest impact on this world, splitting it into a war of which race would end up on top.
Aaron: “Racism is such a bizarre concept, if it wasn’t for John Racism, I would have been felt more comfortable with the color of my skin”
Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
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Neo-Racism is an act of modern racism. It is mainly seen in black people on Tiktok hating on white people for merely existing.
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This is a term coined by white people as an effect of their white fragility.
Some incorrectly believe this term is supposed to refer to a minority race being favoured over the majority race (white people) but this is not racism in any way, shape or form; it is simply the modern times catching up with and eradicating white supremacy.
This is a term coined by white people as an effect of their white fragility.
Some incorrectly believe this term is supposed to refer to a minority race being favoured over the majority race (white people) but this is not racism in any way, shape or form; it is simply the modern times catching up with and eradicating white supremacy.
African American student gets a scholarship.
A white racist: I'm not smart enough to get a scholarship but I should get one because it’s reverse racism to give smart black students scholarships instead of dumber white students.
African American student: 'Ahh yes because white people are SOOOOOO oppressed...'
A white racist: I'm not smart enough to get a scholarship but I should get one because it’s reverse racism to give smart black students scholarships instead of dumber white students.
African American student: 'Ahh yes because white people are SOOOOOO oppressed...'
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Get the RACISM mug.A more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to a horse's whores and everything in between.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Horse Racism back to all of the Whore's Racists!"
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