by Emily russel March 16, 2019
Get the Emily russelmug. by Happy cimbo November 5, 2020
Get the josh russelmug. The one and only "Legendary Luv Muscle" "Big Jim Reaper" "Kentucky King of Kickass" "the Deity of Doin It" "the Hardcore Hillbilly Heartthrob",the real reason Luv Muscle means anything in today's society,this man is the reason for the big dick myths and legends associated with Russell or Luv Muscle,the sexiest critter to ever crawl out the Appalachian mountains,lover, fighter, friend,father,an forever a Legendary HOTTIE!!!!!
by BigJimReaper February 24, 2023
Get the Russell "the Luv Muscle" Lemastermug. Very informative. Always there to tell the right people when something is wrong or illegal. Very giving especially to strangers.
Shanna Russell made sure that those nasty drug dealers went away for good and tonight she said we can be safe in her home where we can all be unprotected and go all night without worry.
by thebeaskneez June 14, 2022
Get the Shanna Russellmug. A weird stoner kid who gets stoned 24/7 and gets his dick sucked in the bathroom by the same girl; kind of hot though not gonna lie
by xxxgetthefuckawayxxx February 15, 2019
Get the Tim Russellmug. A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.
Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010
Get the doin the jamarcus russellmug. Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 6, 2021
Get the Papa Russellmug.