An uncommon activity where two people get butt ass naked, then the giver covers the reciever in ketchup and manhandles the reciever's tongue. The giver pulls up and down on the tongue, making the reciever's body go up and down like a yo-yo. (Giver must have exceptional upper body strength)
Girl 1: "omg chad gave me a puerto rican yo-yo last night and my tongue still hurts"
Girl 2: "dude.. tmi"
Girl 2: "dude.. tmi"
by Oddtoddlers December 14, 2025
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If we forcibly annex Canada to obtain their burgeoning supply of fresh water and dwindling supply of talented left wingers it will become our second Puerto Rica.
by gnostic3 January 9, 2026
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Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
Get the The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico) mug.When you're f**king a girl(or guy) from the back, and before you bust, you pull your weiner out, letting it rest at a perfect 180° between her(or his) a** cheeks. Remembering to moan while doing so, convincing the girl(or guy) that you have already finished. Holding out for the perfect moment, when the girl(or guy) turns back towards you to ask,"wait did you just-", you fire your cream cannon, which, still being guided by the glutes, maintains the perfect trajectory to ooze her(or him) in the face.
It does not have to land in the mouth, just between the forehead and chin as well as the eyes.
It does not have to land in the mouth, just between the forehead and chin as well as the eyes.
"Bro, remember the girl I took home from the bar the other night?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, we were getting busy and we weren't using protection, and then she tells me not to cum inside her."
"Ah, so you had to pull out?"
"Yeah, but instead of wasting it on her lower back, I went for The Annexation of Puerto Rico."
"Yeah?"
"Well, we were getting busy and we weren't using protection, and then she tells me not to cum inside her."
"Ah, so you had to pull out?"
"Yeah, but instead of wasting it on her lower back, I went for The Annexation of Puerto Rico."
by RJ55 February 22, 2025
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Puerto Mooooooooooooooontt me aleje de ti sin saber por que? - Puerto Montt theme song, Los iracundos 1968
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