A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend
by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021
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“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
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by Tito’s step Papi November 12, 2022
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by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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