romantic like dandruff

Not romantic at all

GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.

LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff

by Sparkina67 January 20, 2011

pyromanical

having a crazy compulsion to set things on fire

Did you see that hair burning off of a girl? I'm pretty sure Theo "accidentally" on fire. Man, that guy is pyromanical!

by yayitsmwa April 20, 2014

romantically obligated

The requirement to do something against your will for your significant other out of love or because that person will have sex with you. A sense of duty to the booty

"Sorry I can't come over to watch the ball game; I'm romantically obligated to visit the in-laws."

by Patrickdcrowley August 5, 2014

bromantic

like romantic, but for bros.

"Miguel came up with Bromantic."

by miggyf December 15, 2014

Romantic success

Success with a woman or man that facilitates the possibility of marriage for you.

That wasn't romantic success because I had no intention to marry him.

by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015

romantic hour

The time of day where one typically has sexual intercouse or masturbates

"I'm going upstairs, it's near the romantic hour"

by Madboi6666 March 3, 2016

romantic swan dance

The 'romantic swan dance' is an act performed by two modern metro-sexual males who would happen to live together, usually in an apartment in an upmarket area, such as Leamington Spa in Warwickshire, UK.

The 'romantic swan dance' usually takes place in an area where there is much space available in which to dance, such as the living room. It commences when a song similar in nature to 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams is heard.

The two males begin the dance by prancing around in a similar fashion to Morris dancers, with much clapping and knee slapping taking place before decending into some freaky-freestyle movements.

It only ends when both males are dripping wet with sweat and completely exhausted.

"Jesus is this romantic swan dance still going on?"

by 'THE SHADOW' June 10, 2016