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taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool

me and my sri lankan besties were taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool
by swag__ September 1, 2022
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Mr. President Sex

To invite someone over, or to stay the night, under the premise of sex, only to not make it past 2nd base the entire night. Must be done at least three times in order to be considered Mr. President sex.
Jimmy invited me over last night and made it seem like there’d be some P in V action. Instead he just Mr. President sexed me.
by vote for this dick October 24, 2023
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The presidential

The act of approaching a female (preferably a stranger) and grabbing her by the pussy. Because you can.
"Hey Jimmie, I bet that girl will totally fuck you if you give her the presidential."
by Drunkdonkey85 October 22, 2017
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president

a position that somehow anybody is qualified for. no matter how little politicaly inexperienced or orange one may be.
Bob: did you see who the new president is?
Joe: yeah i'm not surprised. anybody can be president i guess
by •villainous• March 28, 2017
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Presidential Harassment

Presidential Harassment (n.) - When the occupant of the White House insults ex-employees, heads of state, war heroes, journalists, 16-year-old activists and just about everyone else except tinpot dictators and Russian criminals.
Presidential Harassment from September 23, 2019: @realDonaldTrump "She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!"
by SolStudy September 24, 2019
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President Sippy Cup

A hilarious yet accurate nickname for Joe Biden used by Fox News host Sean Hannity, referring to the fact that Joe Biden always seems sleepy and half there mentally and always acts like he should be at home with his 'sippy cup of warm milky' and his banky.
Guy1: Did you watch Sleepy Joe Biden's state of the union address last night?
Guy2: I watched a little bit of it, but I couldn't take it anymore and turned it off, that demented old fool kept stammering and stuttering and getting words mixed up and confusing facts, I thought he was going to fall asleep right there! No wonder why Sean Hannity calls him 'President Sippy Cup', it couldn't be any more true!
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
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