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Poor People Airpods

regular Apple headphones, but the wires have been cut off to give the appearance of AirPods
dang, did you see joshua’s new airpods?

nah, those are poor people airpods, they aren’t even real.
by mawrkuhs’ March 22, 2019
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Poor Man's Holiday

The extra Friday in a month where you get paid 3 times. This only works for someone who is paid bi-weekly.
Finally!!! I'm glad today is a poor man's holiday, i've got bills to pay.
by Mr.JrKKK May 19, 2011
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Poor Day Thursday

The Thursday the occurs before your Friday pay day. This can work on any day that is before your pay day, if you do not get paid on the traditional Friday.
I have nothing for lunch and I cannot order anything as it is Poor Day Thursday. Catch me tomorrow, I get paid then we will get some Jimmy John's.
by Rainbow_Cheese July 21, 2012
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Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023
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Poor mans ket

Pop a 5mg Valium and smoke cannabis it puts the user in a dissociative state for about 3 hours
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction
Tommy:why are u acting weird bro
Brodie: I took some poor mans ket
by Fuckthegaysstraightalltheway November 23, 2018
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Poor Man's Dynamometer

A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.
I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.

The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
by Longfingers December 21, 2010
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poor man's life

When you can't afforded a home so you choose to live under a bridge.
I have a poor man's life
by Shapoodin December 14, 2019
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