Poor boy napkin

The act of being so poor that you can’t afford to buy actual napkins, so you have to rip off part of your brown lunch bag to use as a napkin.
Dude #1: Yo dawg, why are you ripping your lunch bag?
Dude #2: It’s a poor boy napkin cuh, I blew all my money on strippers and cocaine so I can’t afford to buy actual napkins.
Dude #1: Sheeiiiit that blows
by Steve finklemanburg October 08, 2019
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Poor People Airpods

regular Apple headphones, but the wires have been cut off to give the appearance of AirPods
dang, did you see joshua’s new airpods?

nah, those are poor people airpods, they aren’t even real.
by mawrkuhs’ March 22, 2019
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poor man's clone

When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.
You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.
by Jimbob Uncle November 30, 2017
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Poor Little JAP

Someone that isn't really Jewish, but whines about disadvantages and injustice/unfairness to try and make themself look like an underdog in life desite not actually being one in reality.
The only thing marginalized about the Poor Little JAP was her bullshit image. She was as mainstream and attention seeking as anybody could get back in high school.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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Poor Man's Diet

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread
by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022
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Poor Man's Dynamometer

A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.
I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.

The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
by Longfingers December 21, 2010
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Poor Day Thursday

The Thursday the occurs before your Friday pay day. This can work on any day that is before your pay day, if you do not get paid on the traditional Friday.
I have nothing for lunch and I cannot order anything as it is Poor Day Thursday. Catch me tomorrow, I get paid then we will get some Jimmy John's.
by Rainbow_Cheese July 19, 2012
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