Western Pleasure

A sex act, in which a person chokes themselves with a lasso, while being simultaneously penetrated by a cactus, yelling "Yee Yee!"

"You can go Western Pleasure yourself, you telephone pole-family-tree-having sonofabitch."

by Palaka Ma'i October 22, 2025

pleasure-maxing

A gluttonous behavioral pattern where an individual combines as many forms of pleasure into a single experience, intending to elevate or otherwise positively transform said experience. Notably, this behavior often undermines and distracts from the experience it was supposed to enhance.

Derived from “min-maxing,” a term used to describe using minimal resources to output maximum effect.

“This movie is so good we should get high, eat some food, maybe a couple beers, some candy. That’ll make it so much better!”
“Okay well while you’re pleasure-maxing, I’m just gonna keep watching.”

by pluffaduff May 7, 2025