The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
by Sam F March 23, 2005
Get the Hot Pocket mug.There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
by fubsish October 7, 2009
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Get the pocket snooker mug.Oral sex performed on a man with his pants still on and buttoned with the penis pulled through the zippered opening.
by brokenresearch January 17, 2011
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Tits that look like two skin pockets in need of filling. With the nipple right at the bottom misrepresenting where the button should be
Tits that look like two skin pockets in need of filling. With the nipple right at the bottom misrepresenting where the button should be
by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021
Get the Air Pockets mug.1. To grow a pair and do what you have to do. Usually used when someone doesn't want to do something for fear of rejection, being let down or pure nervousness.
2. To force yourself to do something even if it means that it may lead to possible failure.
2. To force yourself to do something even if it means that it may lead to possible failure.
Jon: I wish I could talk to her...but she's way out of my league man.
Kyle: ...Dude...put your balls in your pocket and just do it!...You're pissin me off...
Courtney: So, did you talk to David today?
Nikki: Yeah. I almost bailed twice...but I realized that I had to put my balls in my pocket and just do it.
Kyle: ...Dude...put your balls in your pocket and just do it!...You're pissin me off...
Courtney: So, did you talk to David today?
Nikki: Yeah. I almost bailed twice...but I realized that I had to put my balls in my pocket and just do it.
by Yay! Pseudonym! June 25, 2008
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