Transitive Property

If you watch porn with a man and a woman, you share gender with 50% of what's going on in there. You're 50% gay. Obviously if you share 100% of the gender in the porno that's 100% gay. Now you might be thinking if you watch porn with two people of the opposite gender then you're at 0%, but what they are doing is gay which means you're watching gay porn. Watching GAY porn is in fact, GAY. Now, if you were to watch porn between someone of the opposite gender and a transvestite, half man half woman, then you share only 25% of what's going on in that porno which means you are 75% less gay. That's the transitive property

I'm straighter than you and I can prove it using the transitive property

by Dirty Lurch June 9, 2023

Investment Property

A person who has an investment property is someone who is in a relationship with someone who is undergoing a huge make over/glow up. The investor enters a relationship with someone that is below a 10/10 in the hopes of their partner eventually transforming into a 10. Hence why they are investing into the relationship market while the demand for their target is low

Bob: Bro your girl is a 3/10, what are you smoking son?
Cooper: Don't worry, she's an Investment Property
Bob: Ah, that explains it

by TheOldFossil July 20, 2023

That makes no proper english

When something someone says make absolutely no sense, that it sounds like gibberish.

Person 1: are you in the morning
Person 2: that makes no proper english

by chaséhola June 14, 2021

lost the privilege to your own property

(n). a person that loses their property to someone watching it for them.
(n). when you don't allow the return of a person's property.

"I'm not giving your trophies back to you with the way you treat them! As far as I'm concerned, you've lost the privilege to your own property."

"You lost the privilge to your own property when you moved out and left it here!"

by Whore-able_&_Adorable April 20, 2020

Property

Something refered to property usually means it's a women also known as a girl

Hey my cute little piece of property

by Beatthatdick456 November 25, 2018

a proper goodbye

the morning after a night of ravenous sexual intercourse, while the chick is still asleep, you get ready to leave, whip your cock out and jizz on her right before you run out the door

"hey man how was your morning with that chick, probly awkward right?"

"nah man, i gave her a proper goodbye and its all good."

by bull73 December 23, 2008

Proper

Its another word for loads. Used by a few in london. Not very known but fun to use.

Thats proper hairspray youre applying Mo0olly Mate From Myspace tm.

by Willow Bird June 18, 2008