porn pretty

A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.

Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!

Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!

Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!

by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017

brittley pretty

Someone who is beautiful only for a moment in their youth. They can usually be identified as someone who don't age well.

A: "Hey man, that girl is hot"
B:"Nah. Have you seen her ugly mom? That girl is only brittley pretty."

by Taratara May 27, 2017

dumb pretty

Someone who is very very pretty

John: Yo you see that girl over there?
Timothy The III: Yeah yo, she dumb pretty

by 730joe October 21, 2019

bumping pretties

The exact opposite of bumping uglies. If two ugly people are bumping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having sex in an intense fashion.

Yeah, Tina and Doug were in the closet bumping pretties, good looking motherf------!

by Beyoncémime December 6, 2015

that’s pretty baller

commonly used by like middle school boys, baller is used as an adjective. can also be used in a joking manner. basically a synonym for cool.

PERSON A: i heard that we’re gonna blow some stuff up in science today

PERSON B: ah that’d be pretty baller man

PERSON C: look at these shoes *shows picture*

PERSON B: that’s pretty baller man

by dawn mason February 10, 2021

Walmart Pretty

A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.

She's a skank, but at least here at Walmart, she's Walmart pretty.

by Thereallildaddy April 2, 2018

Pretty with a Vengeance

When a girl realizes late into adolescence that she is really pretty, and so acts like a mean, popular high-school girl as a young adult, often at the expense of her manners and morality.

Annabelle used to be so shy, but now that girl is Pretty with a Vengeance.

by LUEZWO August 13, 2014