When you stick your dick in a popcorn bucket and a cornel gets stuck in the pee pee whole, and a women sucks it out
by Apple sauce packets July 8, 2022

by PopcorningIsLife November 20, 2020

That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.
Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.
by Random_Limo April 20, 2024

when you see a popcorn pussy you say “it smells like butter out here”- person 1 “it’s cause sara is out here”- person 2 “yeah she’s such a popcorn pussy”-person 3
by all girls christian school June 7, 2024

by rdgc5 November 16, 2010

When people do their biological business in the washroom and what comes out is pieces of popcorn sized crap.
A popcorn dump is not necessarily the result of a stomachache or eating popcorn itself. It sometimes happens to people.
by Sexydimma May 7, 2022

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 4, 2024
