Plantes bird

A bad ass bitch that you don't want to fuck with

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...

by Kate minden March 21, 2017

Plant

A magic device that pro duces breath power

Guy 1: what is that

Guy 2: it's a plant

by Flimsy Jim September 25, 2020

moving plants

Code word for when one fucks his family.

Im helping my grandmother "moving plants".

by Ronaldleep April 26, 2017

planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.

John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.

by kolkolkol January 6, 2012

Plant

Are- are you that stupid?! Did you actually search up p l a n t ? THIS BITCH STUPID i-

You: What's a plant?
Me: Marijuana.

You: oh...hey can i get marijuana?
Me: ...i-...yeah i got lots.

by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020

House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.

''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''

by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023

Planting Leg

Sticking your dick in a pile of dirt

John: What did you do last night?
Chris: Nothing much, I was just planting leg.
John: Well I hope you cleaned up after yourself.

by asvjAHUgfvbJKABfckha November 23, 2025