Patriot

1. How racists refer to themselves in order to identify themselves to other racists.

2. A defensive ballistic missile that didn't work very well and was used in the first Gulf War.

"Fellow patriots, Hitler was right when he said.........bla blah racist this, black that, Marxist this, Islam that blah blah blah.......

by Yulu December 7, 2020

The Patriot

Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.

That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants

by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020

Patriotic Communism

The act of you wanting to take down or get rid of something you don't agree with that is not a violation of the Bill of Rights nor does any wrong, because you are a pussy that hates opposing opinions and facts.

Patriot: Because if she wants to criticise Trump in that disgusting way, she should be in jail.
Reasonable Person: So we're just tossing freedom of speech and protest out the window? Patriotic Communism at work, I see.

by Alakaska November 13, 2018

Lipservice Patriot

Anyone who is against things like Equal Employment Opportunities, or "DEI," but then thanks disabled veterans "for their service."

"I used to be a Conservative, until I realized modern Republicans are just lipservice patriots."

by GhostBear614 March 3, 2025

patriotize

to gain the loyalty of those with feeble minds or paranoid imaginations - usually prone to unintelligible conspiracy theories involving government leaders - inspiring faulty patriotic speech, writings and actions with the potential for treason or terror

Wow, Trump really did patriotize his base. I don’t know if I feel bad for them as much as I am afraid for our country.

by CSteven May 20, 2021

patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.

"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."

by Al Benedict October 18, 2020

patriotic freeze

Having intercourse with a girl using a Bomb Pop popsicle.

I was at the lake with her during the 4th of July and gave that freak a Patriotic Freeze.

by YaDonSon December 4, 2021