Saucing the Oyster

To lie.
Bro, are you saucing the oyster with me? Tell me the truth
by Hugo Diangio September 24, 2023
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oyster oven

An Oyster Oven is a slang term that describes that act where a women is lying in bed, where she pulls the covers over the their head while admitting air from the vagina, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.
Man, you dutched opened me! Pff, that's, my girlfriend total oyster ovened me last night while we were in bed.
by AMunie October 18, 2012
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Ugly Oyster

A girl so ugly that when she gave head the first time she thought it might be her last so she kept the cum under her tongue when she was done.
A butterface is most likely one to perform an ugly oyster.
by TwistedJ November 15, 2019
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The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries
The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster
by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022
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Oyster Cracker

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
by Kümloud January 10, 2021
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Oyster Cracker

That rally will be full of oyster crackers in Bremerton today....
by The word of Gawd January 23, 2025
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