Noun
A normal sized towel used to dry things that are wet. The Paper Towel is not particularly useful for projects involving large masses of fluids. It typically falls apart following first few uses because of its limited durability seeing as how it is only made of paper. It is commonly associated with drying humans, drying dogs, and drying cats. It is typical to go through several Paper Towels when drying large breed dogs following a bath or similar activity
A normal sized towel used to dry things that are wet. The Paper Towel is not particularly useful for projects involving large masses of fluids. It typically falls apart following first few uses because of its limited durability seeing as how it is only made of paper. It is commonly associated with drying humans, drying dogs, and drying cats. It is typical to go through several Paper Towels when drying large breed dogs following a bath or similar activity
"Oh no, I spilled my jug of lemonade!" said Doug.
"Don't worry, I have my Paper Towel right here,"John replied.
"Thank goodness, let's just hope I don't spill all my other jugs because your Paper Towel won't be able to handle that much fluid," Doug said.
"Doug, I just got out of the shower. Can you get me a Paper Towel?" John inquired.
Doug replied, " Do you just want one?"
"Of course, would you ever use more than one normal 100% cotton towel after bathing?" John said.
"Don't worry, I have my Paper Towel right here,"John replied.
"Thank goodness, let's just hope I don't spill all my other jugs because your Paper Towel won't be able to handle that much fluid," Doug said.
"Doug, I just got out of the shower. Can you get me a Paper Towel?" John inquired.
Doug replied, " Do you just want one?"
"Of course, would you ever use more than one normal 100% cotton towel after bathing?" John said.
by Not sarcastic October 22, 2013
Get the Paper Towelmug. by André Bretas May 5, 2005
Get the paper pushermug. by jstatus24 February 21, 2011
Get the Paper Whoremug. by JavaCrona and Mars345 September 16, 2009
Get the Jesus on papermug. During school, you crumple up a few papers and place them in the back of your binder, then open your binder to the front, place your head on the paper, and you have an extremely comfortable pillow. These papers are usually old and unnecessary for the rest of the year.
by ednamw April 2, 2010
Get the sleeping papersmug. by shwern May 6, 2006
Get the paper workmug. Yo homie I ain't playing with you man, no paper chaser is gonna hustle me man.
Verb.
Put him in set-up, 5pm we do some paper chasing.
Verb.
Put him in set-up, 5pm we do some paper chasing.
by J Hoodz R Gotta Come Hard January 16, 2006
Get the paper chasermug.