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a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.
Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."
by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013
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soap load

A soap load is when go to wash your hands and the soap dispenser sprays past your hand and ejaculates onto your pants.
Man, the soap dispenser in the bathroom just Ej'ed a big soap load onto my pants!
by Yackobeen March 12, 2014
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Carbo-load

Eating a bunch of carbohydrates(bread,pasta,rice,etc.) to acquire a lot of energy before a big event or day
PE Teacher:Are you ready for the mile? I hope you carbo-loaded for energy!
Student:I've been carboloading for 2 weeks!
PE Teacher:You must have a lot of energy.You should run the LA Marathon!
Eating a bunch of carbohydrates(bread,pasta,rice,etc.) to acquire a lot of energy before a big event or day.
by NSSpeed5 March 6, 2017
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r-load

When you are reloading on an FPS and have no time to tell someone that you are reloading then a time saving mechanism would be to say r-load. Even though reload is the exact same amount of syllables as r-load i can assure you that it is much faster to say.

This technique is also used on the word grenade to make r-nade.

The word stems from r-tard which is used on the famous episode of southpark "Make love, not Warcraft"
-Shoot him you prick!
Am fucking r-loading!
by solomonf January 11, 2009
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Fisherman’s Load

When you catch a large amount of fish out at sea on a fishing boat, one must grab one of the fish and use the fish slime as a lubricant. You then bust a nut into the ocean. This is known as Fishermans Load.
Jakub Chickowski: Guys! I jut caught a bunch of fish!

Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load
by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018
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load hoagie

A hoagie roll full of a man’s love nectar. May include other meats and cheeses.
I fed that whore a load hoagie. She loved it.
by Jazzy MacJizz November 13, 2017
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Big load

Jenny was giving me such good head last night that her huge tits made me cum a big load all over her.
I cummed a big load on her tits
by Hellotoallthepeopleoutthere November 6, 2022
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