October 28

Its hug your bestie day 😌

Me: Hey bestie u know today's October 28 😌

Friend: yes what about today
Me: hugs*
Friend: hugs back*

by iixliv October 27, 2020

October 24

Slap you friend named Nathan. He must be under 5 feet. Just go ahead and slap him!

“Hey Nathan... it’s october 24th. you know what that means, b*tch!

by myppfelloff October 22, 2019

October 18

A day for all those special hoes out there to finally celebrate their parents’ weak pullout game.

An October 18th Poem

It’s my birthday
it’s a great day

Tom Holland told me that he’s not gay
but he let me do him anyway.

And I know you might not believe that Tommy would go for me
but he became a hoe for me

And let me just say
he loved going low for me

by UrbanThesaurusaurusRex October 18, 2019

brown october

a long, dense, tubular turd that sinks to the bottom of the bowl

I just launched the brown october and it left a nice skid mark.

by Shitonya Brown November 11, 2007

October 27

National Eat A Brick Day

Addison ate a brick to become tik tik famous on October 27

by Your mom's step cousin October 27, 2019

No Orgasm October

Basically the Female version of No Nut November

“Ha jakes going to fail NNN!”

“Shut up you already lost No Orgasm October!”

by Lilson herain November 5, 2019

October 27

Throw your (friend) called Lauren down a flight of stairs

me: hey Lauren guess what day it is
Lauren:October 27 duh (gasps) oh no
Me: *yeet*

by Djbfh October 24, 2019