ass noodle

One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.

John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.

by Nigga Nate, Big Thug, E. Hewrty & Love Bunny July 12, 2006

Heady Noodle

What people do at pseudo-hippie concerts. Sometimes confused with grand-mal seizures. Spinning around, combined with wild arm gesticulations = HEADY NOODLE.

Mom: Son, do you know how to dance?
Son: Hell no mom, but I do a sick ass Heady Noodle at all the Disco Biscuit shows.

by Lonnie Jenkins Stabone March 30, 2011

spooky noodle

A snake

Look at that spooky noodle

That's a huge spooky noodle

She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta

by Cat_Nip29 December 29, 2017

noodle nart

A noodle nart is a generic pop-tart.

Look at Timmy over there, his parents bought him noodle narts!

by dustinfl October 14, 2011

ballsack noodle

a hidden menu item you can order from any restaurant or retail shop

pronounced (BULLSZACK-KNEWDULL)

hello waitress you have a phat ass, maybe i please have the infamous ballsack noodle?

by dr.noodle November 22, 2021

Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.

In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.

by IpNyurButt December 20, 2020

Noodles and ramen

Something you eat when you have nothing else to eat and your mum wont make you anything

Kid: hey mom, can I have a hamburger?
Mom: im tired go make some Noodles and ramen.
Kid: ok

by aswdfzxcbhgtyyn go baaaaaaaaaa February 14, 2021