by joeyg479 January 27, 2009

When something is sold as a 'new and improved' model when in reality nothing's really changed. In reference to Mr. Smithers of The Simpsons going crazy over the 'new Malibu Stacy' doll when the only difference is that she now has a hat!
by SmokinJoe Fission February 11, 2009

An expression used to indicate:
1. a. when named positions of authority are really just nominal roles
b. extends to other positions
2. a. when several differently named positions of authority have no real distinction
b. extends to other positions
1. a. when named positions of authority are really just nominal roles
b. extends to other positions
2. a. when several differently named positions of authority have no real distinction
b. extends to other positions
by Bilenium May 10, 2008

by Tossing Hats December 31, 2014

Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.
When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.
Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023

Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.
Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.
Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.
by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

A Hollywood hat is like a thinking cap except the reverse it's a phrase which advises the person to stop thinking or rather stop overthinking. The phrase is used to describe the mindset of viewers watching movies who complain about inaccuracies or fictitious statements or events such as falling 30 feet through the air and hitting the ground unharmed.
by Amadeus2k8 November 11, 2009
