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newtchbag

(n) A person-- often an affluent white male-- who is generally considered a douchebag, but surpasses others in terms of dishonesty and disregard towards other human beings.

Named for American politician, liar, and serial adulterer Newt Gingrich.
"We started calling her ex-boyfriend a newtchbag this week after discovering he was cheating on her with not one, but TWO women... and THREE men!"

"Ick... dang. Hopefully the prick never runs for president..."
by E. B. DeKalb March 14, 2012
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nexcalator

Conjunction of "next escalator", useful when negotiating a series of moving staircases and needing to refer to the upcoming one.
Q: How do I get to the modern art collection?
A: Just after the nexcalator mate!
by g-rumbler November 22, 2011
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Nextgash

A random girl.

Generally used in a derogatory sense, expressing distaste for the person in question.

Derives from 'Next man' which in turn derives from the phrase 'as much/well/good as the next man'.
"Bruv, forget about her, she was just some Nextgash. There's plenty more next gash in the sea."
by Meeeeeeike September 27, 2012
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nextering

The act of a man rubbing his feces on a woman's breasts while having sex and eating clams.
"Nah man, I'm gonna go and have some nice nextering sex with Sharkisha."
by OrangePotatoes August 30, 2014
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next-room-jerk

A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
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Next Deco

(pronounced: nEktz dEH-coh)

/noun/ 1. A sub-genre of jazz music characterized by big band swing, Latin, funk, pop and R&B influences. Similar to neo soul, but with deeper roots in Great American Songbook music than classic hip hop. A blend of musical styles that is at once very elegant and cutting edge.

/adj./ 2. describes modern art that appears to be vintage.

/adj./ 3. describes style that is classy, vintage, but not period-specific
1. Pink Martini is the leading Next Deco jazz band

2. It was a Next Deco style portrait of Picasso himself

3. Girl, that outfit is some next deco burlesque Queen kind of on point
by smrtcooky August 24, 2016
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next level nigga

A person who does stuff out beyond of what is considered normal/acceptable. Can be unpredictable due to their abnormal actions.
Joey took a piss on a cops car, he a next level nigga.
by Haas93 February 10, 2018
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