nextorrow

The day after tomorrow, next tomorrow.

What are you doing nextorrow?

by leizurly April 18, 2023

Nexterday

The day before yesterday, Next Yesterday.

What did you do nexterday?

by leizurly April 18, 2023

the next button

The ¨next¨button is a button that takes you to a horrible place.

When clicked, you are taken from the front page of definitions and into... other... definitions...

On the next page less funny definition of a word is hidden, and don't you even get me started on the third page and fourth and... the horrors!

dude #1: haha that was funny should we see more?

dude #2: no... never... you hear me? don't press that next button...

the next button the movie

by hi, you single or naw? September 13, 2017

cuntrek next generation

To boldly go where others has been before.

I been in this shit and I know someone has been here before, but she's not that old she's definitely cuntrek next generation.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Asshole next door

What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.

She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Dylan (guy next to me)

Some random retard who puts up with my shit for some reason.

"hey Dylan (guy next to me) go onto Urban Dictionary and look up your name"

by Eh bruh December 12, 2017

2cnd Tuesday next week

There is no second Tuesday so Basically its something that’s never gonna happen.

Boy:here’s the money you asked for however you have to pay me back ASAP
Girl:no problem how about 2cnd Tuesday next week.
Boy:okay sounds good Tuesday it is.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019