by Tnastizzle October 14, 2017
a state of which an individual feels the need to cum on certain objects such as leftover nachos or an old musty lamp that was owned by their great grandma before she died of parkinsons
yo frank, im in a real need of some rank nachos! chuck us those leftover wontons from that #radical chinese fiesta last night my guy!
by sandynigga April 02, 2018
when you have sex and just before cumming laying flat on your back so you cum all over yourself and someone eats after it starts to harden and crust up but not entirely crusty so still soggy.
by jeffffffffffffffff June 14, 2021
The act of getting your face soaked from performing cunilingus on a really hairy girl and making her squirt.
Person 1- I got a plate of soggy nachos last night.
Person 2- What's that?
Person 1 - Well it's when you go down on her but shes hairy and she juices all over your face!
Person 2- Mmmmm I want Soggy Nachos!
Person 2- What's that?
Person 1 - Well it's when you go down on her but shes hairy and she juices all over your face!
Person 2- Mmmmm I want Soggy Nachos!
by Ritrok March 31, 2021
by J-ezzle December 20, 2017
by Yolo prime June 09, 2018
A argentinian who is ‘next pessi’ and played with best idol ‘pendu’ at manchester utd. Worse than Harvey Elliot
by Biased Liverpool fan October 01, 2023