To have to listen to someone ramble on and on, absolutely dominating the conversation, and leaving you with no room to participate in or exit the conversation.
by Yellowstains April 03, 2009
when a girl is finishing sucking on the johnson...the man pulls out and sprays a fine line of semen all over the mouth of the women in the style of the got milk commercials.
by beverly sex June 03, 2006
When a man is having sex with a girl on her period. He then uses his bloody dick to smear a Kool Aid Mustache above her top lip. This can also be done with a bloody finger.
I gave that chick a Kool Aid Mustache!
by fahQskeletor August 05, 2010
When a fine young girl is dating an ugly creeper with a mustache, we call him her Mustache Cash Stash.
Guy 1: Dude, whats that hot piece of ass doing with that fat dude with the creepy mustache?
Guy 2: Oh, thats just her Mustache Cash Stash.
Guy 2: Oh, thats just her Mustache Cash Stash.
by Teh Big O June 01, 2021
When a man goes down on a woman who is in the middle of her period and comes up with a bloody stache.
Tom Selleck went down on Lady Gaga during her montly visit from aunt flow and came up for air displaying his mustache rag.
by Blunt09 December 23, 2009
n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache
by Mr. KoZ January 06, 2008
when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.
"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."
by Belkis deyanira October 12, 2007