Another addition to the Awkward Turtle family of hand gestures. The left hand is clenched into a fist then the right hand is placed over the top and closed around the fist to create a muffin shape.
by Soapy17 September 21, 2011
Get the Inappropriate Muffin mug.When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.
Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.
by Elephant Raiden March 5, 2019
Get the Muffin Palm mug.A Mondegreen of 'done nothing' used to represent a lack of progress during a software development sprint.
by mad-coder-44 October 22, 2019
Get the tug muffin mug.(n.) feces deposited onto the ground by bovine animals. Also known as "cow flop". In a dried state, meadow muffins become "cow chips" which can be used as fuel or in throwing contests.
by Marcus April 14, 2006
Get the meadow muffin mug.The coolest kid in school walked and and i yelled "Bro, you're such a swag muffin!" he replied back "Yo, thanks bro..."
by 2str0ng4u November 20, 2011
Get the Swag Muffin mug.The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.
by furiousgnu April 9, 2009
Get the muffin topper mug.1a) A festive gathering of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of muff.
1b) The female version of a Sausage Fest
2) Party based on consumption of alcohol- or marijuana-infused Muffins
1b) The female version of a Sausage Fest
2) Party based on consumption of alcohol- or marijuana-infused Muffins
Last night I went to a party at Emily's, but it was soo boring, a total Muffin Party. All chat, no boozing, and not a schlong in sight
by Arsefff March 26, 2011
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