Muffin Cannon

A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.

DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!

Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.

by Venumb77 January 30, 2010

Muffin Palm

When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.

Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.

by Elephant Raiden March 5, 2019

Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.

"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014

muffin toss

When you fart in palm of your hand and then cup it into a friends face

My boyfriend muffin tossed me in the face and I almost threw up

by Jwilly34 April 21, 2016

meadow muffin

(n.) feces deposited onto the ground by bovine animals. Also known as "cow flop". In a dried state, meadow muffins become "cow chips" which can be used as fuel or in throwing contests.

"I was hunting quail but slipped on a meadow muffin, causing my shotgun to discharge."

by Marcus April 14, 2006

Swag Muffin

Someone or something with unprecedented amounts of swag.

The coolest kid in school walked and and i yelled "Bro, you're such a swag muffin!" he replied back "Yo, thanks bro..."

by 2str0ng4u November 20, 2011

muffin topper

The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.

May you be hoist by your own petard someday, muffin topper

by furiousgnu April 9, 2009