The BENL Method

Having a bent penis and having to rub it against your leg to masturbate

His leg is chaffed , he must be using The BENL Method

by SaltyJoe69 June 7, 2016

The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017

The Breaking Bad method

The act of inviting a girl into your home to get laid by watching Breaking Bad. Step 1: watching the 1st episode. Step 2: about 20 mintues into the 2nd episode, move closer to her. Step 3: once the 3rd episode starts, insert your penis into her vagina. Your welcome.

Wow dude! I just pulled of the Breaking Bad method last Light! She was totally blown away!

by Joseph the smartass February 8, 2018

The Penthouse Method

When you shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl.

That damn kid keeps using the Penthouse Method, now I have to keep cleaning this damn tank!

by A Trembling Omniscient Hamster May 26, 2019

The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.

Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

The Kyler skipping method

When you skip a class by going into another classroom that has a substitute in it for the period

Grant: yo come into our classroom we have a substitute in it
Kyler: alright

The Kyler skipping method

by Thiccboy8042 March 1, 2020

I love melody more

It’s just facts

I love melody more cause it’s just facts

by Ur dadbitch March 31, 2020