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Maximus-Obesitus III

The state of obesity at which there is no hope of recovery. Friends and family might as well order a piano box and hope it comes before the individual dies. The individual must be kept in a garage to insure access of heavy machinery for the removal of said persons earthly remains. The existence of this individual is beyond worthless; it is a negative value to society. Streets may have to be shut down as cranes bring the remains to an open field. The only benefit from their burial is that the displacement of dirt is so great that many sledding hills can be formed from it. However, they have achieved no points in life and we can only hope that God sends them to hell to sweat off all their fat before allowing them to crowd up heaven.
Holy Cow! Have you seen Maxwell lately? He is totally looking like a Maximus-Obesitus III
by Dugz May 8, 2010
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glutimus maximus

The latin word glutimus maximus means your arse.
" I have a real pain in my glutimus maximus!"
by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006
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Maximus

Ew gross Becky don't hook up with him he's such a Maximus
by SlayBitch101 June 19, 2016
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maximus

Someone who is an idiot and does not know when to shut his trap.
Don't be such a maximus.
by Gaming Crusader June 15, 2016
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Maxiumus Loserus

1. Greek term used to describe one who sucks Zeus'es penis. Which was the lowest anyone was able to suck back in 2000 B.C.
by Johnny Tran January 10, 2004
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Maximus

A lightskin who is cooler then his eyebrows and all the girls want him and his bestfriend Beacuse he a real nigga
Bro you seen Maximus I Heard him and his homeboy was with some hoes last night
by Kingawesomeman November 6, 2019
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hertakiss maximus

hertakiss maximus. is a bum or homeless person who so banged up, they are the worst looking person you've ever seen.
o shit there's hertakiss maximus digging threw the garbage.
by yam bag December 11, 2006
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