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Matty

Meaning: "Mute; Ain't Talking To You". Used in gaming and social situations, "Matty" simply means "butt out".

Mostly used in the context of when you're having a conversation, and a third party (regardless of affiliation) tries to force their way in / interject their opinion.
Bob: "I'm just saying, he had to do what he did to save face."
Dwayne: "He's a multi-millionaire! Suing to 'save face' makes him look like an a-hole."
Fred (a butt-sniffing interloper who only heard the last word of the conversation): "YeAh BuTt-..."
Bob: "MATTY!"
Dwayne: "MATTY!"
Fred (clearly confused by the new, 'hip-to-the-jive' terminology): ....
Dwayne: "...As I was saying, if a celebrity worth multiple-millions of dollars has to sue a 'parody artist' to 'make ends meet'...then they're dumb, and the whole thing is stupid.

Honestly, why did I make up some sort of convoluted scenario in order to post my 'new word' to a public website? What have I become? Is this life? or is this fantasy? (Ha! You thought I'd type / say something else there, didn't you?)

... Aaaaand I bet you're now singing that very song in your head right now, right?

...Oh, you have no idea what I'm talking about? Of course you do.

And so it has been written...

...and if you're trying to "@" me right now, 'Matty' bitches, I ain't talking to you.
by Reavre October 8, 2022
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Mattskallop

A person who takes forever in a kitchen.
One who inflicts strong hunger among people.
Waiter, we've been waiting an hour for our food! Please have that mattskallop hurry up!
That mattskallop has cooking burgers on the grill for an hour!
by Seasonal REAPER November 2, 2022
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Mattism

Mattism - when someone with the name of "Matt" restricts their enormous brain to grow.

(commonly by a hat or when under some sort of pressure)
*Note this can cause pain due to it pushing out hair follicles faster than normal
Bro I took off my hat and my hair was hurting because of my "Mattism"
by Vegetable124 November 17, 2022
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Mattstinky

"Sorry... sorry ... sorry for saying sorry too much im just sorry... "
-Jimyaaah in training. Much like a houseplant needs sunlight, Mattstinky needs attention and pity from anyone, hopefully Dindy.
-sorry
-leaves me bag of cheetos and his ps2 in his will
-he says sorry for wanting to commit toasterbath
-cri and apoligize

-turns green on my couch , hes fine tho.
-Dindy Dindy Dindy !!!!!
-do NOT coddle or breastfeed , instead insult so he become more manly and resiliant. Mental conditioning!!! And lastly tell him he too emotional, you sound like you want to give me a BEEJ, fudgepacker
Mattstinky has been purple ish on my couch for almost an hour, i might take him up on those cheetos he dont look too hot. Nvm he said sorry , false alarm.
by Dodingo January 1, 2023
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Mattis

Ew A Mattis.
by Enwen2 February 21, 2023
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Mattism

He was a 24 year-old virgin who had no job and failed all his classes hence why the doctors diagnosed him with Mattism
by Noor.... February 21, 2023
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Matty Healy

A selfish, racist and sexist person who also has underdeveloped emotional intelligence
“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”
by Bearbelle July 22, 2023
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