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Maple Grove

The pimpest city you'll ever hear of! Also known as "The Grove" or "Grove." Much cooler than cottage grove or inver grove heights or any other grove city!
Bitches lets go party in Maple Grove and get fucked up!
by DANI MOFUCKAS! June 14, 2008
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Maple Syrup ...French Toast

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1. A common greeting between friends.

2. A song by the band Gruvis Malt.

3. A damn fine delicacy.
1. "Hey, buddy. Maple Syrup." "Dude ...French Toast. I haven't seen you in ages!"

2. "Did you hear the new song by Gruvis Malt? Its called Maple Syrup ...French Toast."

3. "Damn. I'm having an orgasm from this Maple Syrup ...French Toast. Its like an orgy in my mouth."
by Mike of the Jungle September 28, 2005
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Maple Valley Girls

Maple Valley Girls, are girls who think that their life is worse then everybody else's. They do drugs, drink, and smoke, as a way to try and get attention. They think that its a right of passage, and that everyone will love you after you do it. Getting high is their main sport, and when it comes to guys, they let them do anything they want. They cut or drink because they are rich little bitches, that think they deserve so much more.
Everyoneeeee is a maple valley girls.
by smhbitches. December 16, 2011
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Toronto Maple Leafs

An "NHL" team of golfers that haven't won a Stanley cup in 9476 years. They somehow still have a bigger fanbase than every other team. Commonly criticised by fans or other teams. Still continue to make a ton of money. Their main source of money is charging you $1000 a ticket to watch them lose.
Person 1: Woah did you see the Maple Leafs win the cup?
Person 2: Nah man, but Jesus did.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the best golfers on the planet.

Fan 1: Yo lets go to a Maple Leafs Game
Fan 2: Ok, its $1000 for a ticket
by Bruinsman19 February 25, 2015
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Maples

A derogative term used to identify one who hails from Canada, specifically those from non-french speaking regions.
You better keep one eye on those damn maples at all times, they have sticky fingers.
by Tony Jones IV February 24, 2011
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toronto maple leafs

A giant group of fucking whining pansies who suck the juices and green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's loose cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny cocks are erect and when the extacy of shitting in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads all over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.
by bob landry July 16, 2008
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Marley

A basic guy that goes for basic women and is so salty. He sweats video games all day and wanks.
John-have u heard?
Wiktor-No what happened?
John-Marley got together with Gracie another basic bitch
by David Wallis August 11, 2020
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