sex-machine

a machine used to get a woman off. Usually has a dildo on the end of it.

I knew becky was a freak when I saw her sex machine.

by KroSS October 7, 2004

Internet Hate Machine

A machine composed of people known as Anonymous who target "innocent" people on the internet.

Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

by AnOnYmOuS (could it really be anything else?) January 1, 2009

machine gun arse

british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun

jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

bubblegum machine

A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.

Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)

by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006

macfailure

Some poor soul whose last name just happens to involve a spelling very similar to 'fail', and everyone else picks up on the last syllable, and thus the person becomes a macfailure.

Person One: So, what's your last name?
Person Two: MacPhail.
Person One: As in, like, you FAIL everything? *laughs*
Person Two: *Bored* Yes, exactly like that.
Person One: You're a MACFAILURE!
Person Two: Wow, thats the first time i've heard THAT one!

by thetower April 1, 2009

Slut Machine

A person who is so slutty that they themselves are a machine for sluttyness.

Look at that Slut Machine just taking dicks like a champ.

by innertone December 4, 2010

The Cotton Candy Machine

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.

"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle

"Gross." -Fred

by GRMCE November 17, 2011