My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

Suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself

Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK

by Lxxnder April 14, 2023

Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it

Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out

by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022

She's on my dick

When a girl has something for and wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

"Daymn dude ya saw that girl in the bar last night? She's on my dick!"

by milfhunter70 August 17, 2022

Suck my dick

Girls say it all the time

No, suck my dick

by Bboooommboom March 11, 2020

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

its my dick

a stupid guy tryin to get sex

guy speaks through a microphone in his school

hey guys its my dick uh uh uh

by Gavingamerbro from fortnite October 30, 2020