Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick
by Niggerousnigga June 23, 2022
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swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.
how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick
by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017
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ramp up my dick game

The act of being more of a dick. One may feel compelled to be more of a dick if it's insinuated he is weak, beta, or too polite given the social circumstances.

There is no sexual connotation. Literal dicks and literal ramps are not involved in ramping one's dick game.
I gotta ramp up my dick game for Camsteven because she's been whipping me.
by Cristo39 November 05, 2019
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My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍
My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?
by Fang is cool October 06, 2022
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my dick is scary

its so small that its scary
heyyyyyy my dick is scary
by skibdi ohio May 05, 2024
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Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.
Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.
by Slamcaked February 26, 2019
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