Minnesota Mouthtrap

A common practice in Minnesota, wherein a person sticks their lingual organ into a receiving participant's anal sphincter, while the receiver subsequently flexes their sphincter muscles to actively clamp the engaged person's tongue. This results in the engaging participant's mouth to be stuck around the anal orifice.

Peter from St. Paul, really liked Betty's backside and asked her if she'd like to try the Minnesota Mouthtrap.

by Tomtombomb85 February 7, 2025

Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.

The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress

by Aperson633 June 13, 2018

Minnesota

The best place in the world

Yo this place is like Minnesota

by 2Annoying4u June 11, 2018

Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".

"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."

by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024

Minnesota Meat-Masher

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates

"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

Minnesota Luggage Rack

Leaving a pile of snow on top of your car to blow and fall off in the middle of traffic.

Mom had to report to work on time despite the weather she left with a large Minnesota luggage rack.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

Minnesota Brookie

The act of shoving a stick of butter up your rectum, letting it melt, then excreting it's contents onto a cookie sheet.

We went over to MB's house, he made us Minnesota Brookies. They were amazing!

by Ckling June 17, 2025