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McDonalds Ice Cream 

Just some plain old ice cream.Except it’s very rare to find!
Person 1:Yo let’s go to McDonald’s
Person 2:Sure dude
-When they get to McDonald’s-
McDonald’s Staff:Hello what would you like today
Person 1:Just some ice cream please
McDonalds Staff:Sorry the ice cream machine is broken
Person 2:Aw man I wanted that too how come I always can’t get McDonalds Ice Cream :(
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McDonalds Maneuver 

When a high status person conspicuously eats at a lowly or common establishment with lots of media watching in order to get public attention for being a "man/woman of the people" and close to the popular masses.

It's a form of false humility
Trump is pulling the McDonalds maneuver on his airplane again with a g6 full of bigmacs

crying for mcdonalds 

crying for mcdonalds is a tantrum video uploaded by YouTuber Ralph Cava on November 16, 2007.

The video shows a kid named Marcus crying because he wants McDonald's when his dad said "No McDonald's no." All he says is "McDonalds" even though his mom said "We went to McDonald's yesterday" and his dad sings "No more McDonald's no more" and he wants a Happy Meal and his mom says "No McDonald's today" before the video ends.
How old is the Crying for McDonalds kid (Marcus)?

McDonalded 

McDonalded is synonymous with failure. It is used to describe someone who is "up a creek without a paddle", hopeless, lost, lacking a productive future. This term is race specific as it only applies to white people who cheat, steal and Lie. Generally, being "McDonalded" is far worse than being a Nigger.
"Kevin, down at the trailer park, better pay his rent or he'll be McDonalded again!"
"Kevin borrowed money from Tim, and when it came time to repay it , Kevin refused and totally McDonlalded Tim."
"Everyone avoided Kevin knowing that sooner or later , they too, would be McDonalded."
McDonalded by Shane Pinfist January 22, 2018

McDonald Bowl 

A Fantasy Football matchup featuring the two worst teams in the league, the Bowl game is named after a douchebag fired employee of foodlion. The loser of this game gets the golden plunger, and a seat of the toilet of shame.
Looks like another shit year of fantasy football, and I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.

jennifer mcdonald 

jennifer mcdonald by Arctic_Fox02 January 23, 2018

Ross mcdonald

Ross McDonald is a smoking hot badass who has a very large pp he is smart, funny and a overall great guy the ladies give up there virginity just to be with this beast of a man he also can slip into anyone's DMS and get laid the next night
Girl:omg I had some amazing sex with Ross McDonald

Girl2:I know right I love him so much
Ross mcdonald by BigWillyRoss March 2, 2020