Matthew Adamson

A Graphic Designer of sorts who can only be described as a man with a larger than average head. This bares no relevance to his personality, which is dominated by crewed thoughts, intermittent Irish and African accents and jokes about your mum.

Nick: "Is that Matthew Adamson?"
Paul: "No it is a yoga ball"

by Narma April 19, 2010

Auston Matthews

Auston Matthews is bussin when it comes to hockey. This #34 is definitely a keeper. Playing for the leafs, he has won awards for his excellent skills, such as the Rocket Richard trophy in 2021 and many more to come. We love Austie :)

"Ain't Auston Matthews just the best?" - Linda

"Oh yeah, Austies my fav 😍" - Deborah

by leafs be bussin ;) May 27, 2021

matthew chan

the kindest most huggable beautiful soul ever. with the MOST GORGEOUS BROWN NON-POOP COLORED EYES EVER. WOW, MAN. HIS EYES ARE JUST SO EYEBALL-LIKE AND SO SIMILAR TO THE THINGS HUMANS USE TO SEE WITH. when i see this man, its on SIGHT. but not in the fighting way, in the hugging and cherishing way.

jess: "have you seen this guy names matthew chan?"
ashish : "no i have not, but i heard hes a hottie!!!"
liam: "oh my goodness, yeah hes the most gorg person i've ever seen"
jess: "im about to bust just thinking about him."

by bigdickjess March 28, 2021

Matthew Shirley

This guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. He currently sings gay tunes to his wannabe boyfriend "Harry Styles", if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. His gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.

That Matthew Shirley is a tectonic long nosed bomb "Winky Wace, No, No, No face for you"

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017

Matthew Gay

Matthew is a gay icon. Someone looking for a cute boyfriend to cry on when things are rough. He loves all, but most do not love him. He is smart, but no one sees it. He tries to be funny, but his audience is not quite understood. Matthew is a legend, and if you are a Matthew, you're a legend too.

oh god, there's that gay wad matthew
there's matthew gay, stay away from him
*matthew laughs* everyone else: I don't get it.

by SmittyMattJunior January 4, 2022

Matthew Espinosa

Social media phenomenon across Vine, YouTube, Instagram, and Twitter who became a member of the social media group Magcon Boys alongside Aaron Carpenter, Taylor Caniff, Jack Gilinsky, Shawn Mendes, Jacob Whitesides, and Jack Johnson.
BEFORE FAME
He played football and lacrosse at Bishop Ireton High School.
TRIVIA
His presence caused a minor riot at Tyson's Corner Mall in McLean, Virginia in September 2013. In June of 2015 he celebrated passing 3 million Twitter followers.
FAMILY LIFE
He was born and raised in Woodbridge, Virginia. He has a brother named Dylan and a sister named Kristen.
ASSOCIATED WITH
He collaborates with fellow Internet sensations such as Jc Caylen and Kian Lawley.

Oh my god is that Matthew Espinosa
That is that vine guy millions of girls fell for
woah matthew espinosa looks like justin bieber

by 지우 June 28, 2015

Matthew Bellamy

Matthew James Bellamy is the lead singer, guitarist and pianist of rock group Muse.

Bellamy is known for his high vocal range.
He's an atheist.
Avoids Hard Drugs but likes Magic Mushrooms every now and then.
He's known for using Manson Guitars.
Italian Fetish.
And well known for his "Sex Face" and fan of conspiracy theories.

That Matthew Bellamy is such a good musician.

by AnthonyRosen April 2, 2007