Marketing Mongrel

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.

" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"

by L Dizzle; aka a "Management Minga" October 14, 2006

select market

Of or relating to cars that have been done up to look blingy or fast. They range from poorly done paint and stickers, aftermarket kits that are unpainted or painted the wrong color, spoilers, pointless large mufflers, curb feelers, etc. Can almost always be related to dubs on hoopties or cars that are fast and furious.

I would like to get a 1964 Chevy, but all the ones that I've seen have hydraulics or tiny wheels. I don't really want something from the select market.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

cornered market

When a person, including corporations, ends in a unique place in which they can offer something before everyone can, sometimes that nobody else can.

Dragons AND incest? Who does not like any of those things? Damn that's a cornered market now

by kkkhris April 10, 2016

Market Operations

Adj. Vern. Noun. The gatekeepers of all customer facing things. The protectors of experience. The doers. Those who do not tire. The strong. Professional problem solvers and above all those who do right by customers!

Wow, those market operations people are amazing

by proproblemsolver111 November 21, 2018

stark market

A blonde mf that looks like Sid from the ice age.

Wow! Look at that stark market. Ugly mf

by _-___-___-_ December 21, 2021

Cheese Market

Smelly discharge from under the foreskin.

Smelly penis

"John's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market"

Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!

by mattwright1979 December 10, 2010

Paddy’s Market

Personally I’ve only heard my older family members (all Scouse) say this. Not sure on where this variant of the saying originated from but possibly North West England.

It means an area that’s cluttered, or “looks like a bombshell has hit it”.

My ma ripping the house apart on a Saturday afternoon for no reason: IT’S LIKE FUCKIN PADDY’S MARKET IN THIS ROOM!
The one pair of trakky pants sitting on my chair that she’s flipping over:

by Worn Forrest September 5, 2022