Marco is a beautiful human being. He has a MASSIVE wood and loves to slap keval, Kian and teddy’s face with it. He attracts way too many girls and sometimes it’s a hard for other boys to match with him. He’s an amazing footballer as he is the strongest and quickest in Sunday league soon to be playing in the Prem.
Roadman:Wagwan cuz what u got for man
Marco: Shut ur rasclart and move your batty crease aside
Roadman:yes sir... my mistake sir
Marco: Shut ur rasclart and move your batty crease aside
Roadman:yes sir... my mistake sir
by Mr.Curlzz December 13, 2019
A Marcos is thee devils advocate, also can be spotted sporting a hook hand and ascot riding a Harley Davidson wheel popping savage with a potato at the end of the barrel ifyky a real whiskey on the rocks drinkin’, aluminum hook havin’, ascot fedora wearin tanning bed legend, tat slayin’, take ya mama out to dinner unfuckwithable notorious thugs word for word spittin human sybien super genious extraordinaire. This describes only a fraction of her who Marcos really is. Bing bong.
by Tatslaya December 06, 2021
by VicksVapoRub1269 February 15, 2023
Un chico demasiado listo,amable aunque bastante vacilón. Le gusta demasiado el fútbol y no puede estar un día sin hacer ejercicio, tiene buen gusto musical y viste muy bien.
chica 1-Conoces a algún Marcos?
chica 2-Que va no conozco ninguno
Chica 1- Pues deberías conocer a uno
chica 2-Que va no conozco ninguno
Chica 1- Pues deberías conocer a uno
by corazón de melón November 22, 2021
If you are white and named Marcos your parents were high at the time of your birth or should probably be in a mental institution. As a baby you were dropped several times resulting in a confusion which explains your low IQ(17IQ). Likes girls one year younger( kind of like a pedophile but not as extreme). Marcoses are creative but mainly twist others ideas and pretends that they’re their own. Love video games, books, and won’t listen in class. Works at “McDonald’s” (really just reads a lot). Marcoses are rated just behind stalin and Jack the Ripper( In terms of sanity)
by Baguette 🥖 Gang February 13, 2019
A warm person with a kind and caring heart. He LOVES video games and especially CS:GO. He loves all of his friends, very sarcastic and absolutely LOVES Music! all he listens to is $uicideboy$.
by mysteryacmsman October 29, 2018