Dynamic Lifter

In reference to the so-named market garden fertiliser, The Dynamic Lifter is a sexual act performed by excreting faeces (likened to manure) upon one's hand for immediate textural aid & lubrication in the "all-senses stimulated" production of a throbbing erection.

"m8 you've never really been hard 'til ya sheila slaps down the ol' Dynamic Lifter. Shit's literally fucked"

by choucas October 7, 2020

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Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.

Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.

by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021

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Shirt Lifter

Another term for a Homosexual.

Have you heard? Philip Schofield is a raging Shirt Lifter.

by Cram2302 March 23, 2021

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knee lifter

When you visit the porcelain bank and turn out one hell of a shit you have to lift your knees up

This morning I turned out an absolute knee lifter

by Hooternanny August 18, 2021

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Scooter Looter

A person who finds his victims through Instagram and finds out about their personal lives. Only a few know his true identity. Some say its a cult of people running 1 account. Mostly seen with a Joker pfp

Dude, ngl Scooter Looter has my bitch hostage.

Scooter Looter lowkey can fuck my bitch anytime he wants.

by Mohave High Student September 6, 2021

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