Lava Load

When the mans ejaculate is so hot it causes 3rd degree burns on the skin.

Lady: Wow Joe blew his Lava Load over my chest last night. Now I have blisters on my tits.

by The Hero7 March 24, 2021

load makers

Noun. Slang. A womans genitals.

Boyfriend: I wish I was there to fondle with your load makers! Girlfriend: Wym? A woman’s genitals.

by B-rizzle May 15, 2022

soap load

A soap load is when go to wash your hands and the soap dispenser sprays past your hand and ejaculates onto your pants.

Man, the soap dispenser in the bathroom just Ej'ed a big soap load onto my pants!

by Yackobeen March 12, 2014

a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.

Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."

by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013

a gobb-load

a lot of shit.
created in tha kitchen while over stuffing tacos..

i got a gobb-load of cash.

by 501 mixtapes September 30, 2009

rat load

a massive amount of

he had a rat load of beers in his fridge

by Comptonlads May 19, 2018

Load and go

When you fill someone full of cum and then promptly get up, get dressed and leave.

He loaded and goed her. He did a load and go on her.

by Ernurse619 June 30, 2017