Crispy Lincoln

1. fresh five-dollar bill
2. about onefitty more than treefitty

It only costs a Crispy Lincoln to get into the frat.

by Cornell Dollar November 14, 2011

west lincoln

some badass

did you see those west lincoln’s guys there wild

by 69foru November 13, 2018

Abe Lincoln Stinkin'

The act of putting 1 dollar worth of pennies in a woman's asshole and banging her until climax. Then, forcing her to fart. However many pennies come out after the initial fart, is how much you spend on her dinner that night.

Oh damn, Chris really treated his girlfriend to the dollar menu last night after giving her the Abe Lincoln Stinkin'.

by BostonTanzi November 28, 2018

Lincoln Park

A city in southeast Michigan, full of retards who do urban dictionary myspace surveys and a bunch of whiggers

Another pute face from Lincoln Park did a myspace survey

by Rymfire October 16, 2008

Abraham Lincoln

A manuever to be pulled only by crafty veterans, you grab your self a nice and drunk warpig take her back to her place and wait till she passes out, this is where it gets tricky you then shave off her pubes jerk off all around her chin and jaw and place her pubes all in it the jizz. you then phantom back to your buddies house for a great story.

Dude this warpig was so drunk last nite I had to give her the old Abraham Lincoln

by BigBo16 December 26, 2007

Abe Lincoln

a combination of a donkey punch to the cerebrial brainstem, a cherry danish resembling a the Wilkes Booth move, and then then shave the pubes of the giver and apply them to the come soaked area on her face resembling a 60's (1860's) beard.

After realizing that she had slept her way throught the civil period of her AP US history course, Teela agreed to exchange an Abe Lincoln from her teacher for a passing grade.

by herstw to the jgray March 5, 2011

Abraham Lincoln

The dude that was down with the pimps and hoes.

Abraham Lincoln was inducted as an honorary "Chocolate Daddy".

by dickmonger March 19, 2009