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limp one

A trade marked move by a man named Walker J. Blair; holding up a staggered pointer finger and close your other fingers to create a “limp one”
The football team all held up a limp one to show they were about to get lit
by Me NeEds DiCk PiCs PlS SEnD October 11, 2018
mugGet the limp onemug.

Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.
Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020
mugGet the Limp Jizkitmug.

Limp

Difficulty moving the body, in most cases after a girl has had too many orgasms her body becomes limp
Random guy: She had 8 orgasms last night by the time I was done her body was limp I had to carry her to the bathroom
by Monkeyassnigga08 July 18, 2023
mugGet the Limpmug.

out of the limp

Made popular in the early 2000s, by the legendary Besse. Similar as the saying thin ice
"Global warming isn't affected by humans" Carl I Hagen
Carl I Hagen is out of the limp.
by Legenden1234 December 24, 2016
mugGet the out of the limpmug.

Limp

a dude who is dry as fuck when he texts you but expects entertainment from you xo
" Kyle don't be fucking Limp"
by orangemuice April 6, 2020
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Limp

adjective

free from anxiety or responsibility

synonyms: unbothered, chill, relaxed
Aye nigga keep that shit limp.

Yeah you can come over, it will be limp.
by statutoryvape September 8, 2021
mugGet the Limpmug.

Limping

when someone has great heaps so you had been shaking ever since
that pussy was so good it had bro limping
by mnfstuff September 14, 2022
mugGet the Limpingmug.

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