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Show Lettuce

The lettuce or kale that lines the bottom of a dish to protect food from touching a serving tray or ornate platter. Usually seen at a buffet or party trays.
"Jill don't eat that, it's gross, it's just show lettuce"
by NaztyD September 20, 2017
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Lettuce Dildo

Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017
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goofy lettuce

W E E D
by ngrkilr123 December 2, 2017
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Space lettuce

A strain of weed. The dankest of dank
I puffed some space lettuce and I’m higher than a giraffes pussy
by Hound dawg December 11, 2017
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Lettuce

Corr Amelia you’re such a lettuce
by Finn2232 March 10, 2018
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Lettuce Leaf

Bomb Ass Weed, Very Green & Aesthetically appealing.
Yo, I heard Chauncey got the plug for that lettuce Leaf, That mf owes me 30 dollaz i'm finna make him smoke me out.

Ja'Bryan always has the best Lettuce Leaf man. But La'Randy always gives me the low for that Lettuce Leaf!
by GeddyFribbs February 16, 2017
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lettuce sauce

Person 1: Honey, pass me the lettuce sauce.
Person 2: Um, what?
Person 1: sighs Fine, have it your way. Honey, can you pass the "salad dressing" please?
by TheLooseMoose August 17, 2016
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