Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

Lemon Demon

music for a very very very weird breed of gay people

lemon demon? bro you must have the ‘tism

by why does this have to be me July 14, 2023

Lemon Hamburger

gay man

“Wow, Aidan is such a lemon hamburger.”

by sslyj October 16, 2017

Sexy lemon

A sexy lesbian

WOW. Leah is such a sexy lemon.

by Awkwardblue666 June 7, 2017

Slimey lemon

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss

My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd

by Dirty kid bill July 16, 2022

Fresh Lemons

A term meaning something along the lines of "cool beans" or awesome.

"Did you see that awesome movie last night?"
"Yeah, it was some fresh lemons.

by megster12345678 November 2, 2010

Lemon sniffer

Someone who is so unskilled at their task that they should resign to sniffing lemons so that they may have a chance of succeeding at something.

Warzone callout - you lemon sniffer!

by IT_Guy October 2, 2022