turtle leaf

A person that acts like a turtle..and a leaf

Dalton sure is a turtle leaf.

by haleyyydudee November 24, 2019

Leaf

A gender neutral name that enbies can use that sounds really poggers

Person 1: have u seen leaf lately

Person 2: no I heard leaf got an std
Person 1: oh no thats totally not poggers

by Leaf tea December 25, 2020

leaf cutter ants

An e x t r e m e l y interesting species of ants. They cut leaves off of trees, then carry it back to their colony. After that, they get the fungal spores off the leaves and plant the spores in their cute little farms under ground. The fungus then grows and that’s the food that the ants eat (not the leaves). To protect the fungus from getting a disease and dying, they use the antibiotics surrounding their body to coat the fungi. Sometimes these ants can get confused and cut paper instead, as was studied in a lab by some entomologists. Favourite animal of all time. Have a nice day! 😀

Leaf cutter ants are EPIC. So are all other insects.

by Leafcutterantsrcool February 4, 2023

lotus leaf

A woman who is very difficult to arouse. As per the wikipedia entry for superhyrdophobicity 'the leaves of the lotus plant.... are extremely difficult to wet.'

"I went home with her yeah, but she was a total lotus leaf."

by sockdemon January 7, 2024

Leafed

When you think you’ve lined up the perfect headshot in any video game, only for the bullet to be stopped by a leaf in the line of fire.

I lined up the perfect shot, and then I got leafed!

by Lecoq October 18, 2018

Leaf cult

A very amazing group of leaf worshipers, that was founded in 2020 at a park at lunchtime. It’s a very religious place to vibe with the leaves.

Person 1: look! I see the leaf cult doing their cult dance.
Person 2: dang, I wish I could join the leaf cult.

by Personpersonhi April 13, 2021

Ginkgo leaf

An uncountable, immeasurable part of an eldritch abomination, where the veins and sinews of the leaf are indistinguishable from the pulsing, unknowable flesh of the ancient, cosmic horror. To gaze upon a Ginkgo leaf is to peer into the infinite abyss, to glimpse the fractals of madness that lie beyond the veil of our meager understanding. The Ginkgo leaf is both beautiful and terrifying, a window into realms that defy all human comprehension.

“The worshippers of the Great Old One trembled as they laid the Ginkgo leaf upon the altar, its veined surface shifting and pulsing with a life of its own, calling out to the unspeakable entity that lurked beyond the boundaries of reality.”

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024