Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved

Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.

by Rucks May 12, 2025

yok of lettuce

A group of lettuce

Jen went shopping and bought a yok of lettuce for her garden salad

by Lettuceleso July 19, 2024

slug and lettuce

When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.

Hey man! Should we go to the slug and lettuce? Fuck. I can't man. My fiat 500 is at my mum's house.

by Penguinboy21 June 9, 2021

Chip lettuce

A chip of your choice, broken up and put on a sand which or hogie of your choice.

I really like Doritos as my chip lettuce on my sand which!

by Banana hamock 1 January 30, 2018

Lettuce

Lettuce

Lettuce

by DieselDeletus December 15, 2022

Lettucing

The act of bombarding someone with Tally Hall and/or Chonny Jash related content.

"Lettucing is something my friends hate me for, I might have autism"

by #1TimeMachineFan November 1, 2025

Lettuce

Lettuce is a green and wet just like me.

This lettuce is as good as your ass.

by Ewilly April 22, 2020