Last go trade

You offer to tell a friend a compliment you've heard made about her/him. But first, the friend must tell a compliment made about you. Can also be used for telling secrets.

You: Emily, I have a last go trade for a compliment.

Emily: OK, I have one for you. I heard that you were seen at the mall last week with an awesome hairstyle.

You: Oh thank you! Mark was at Hank's last week and told the bartender that you are the best looking woman to be seen there.

by redshead December 31, 2010

peace and quiet at last

A phrase commonly used when an annoying-ass bastard of a person leaves.

"peace and quiet at last," John said as his uncle's annoying girlfriend left.

by NOTCODYPIERCE July 11, 2018

Down to my last

When you are particularly short on something. IE: money, food, gas, motivation, etc.

"God, I need some help please. I am down to my last."
"I wish I could spare some change, sir, but I am down to my last."

by GodAndCountry1776 October 4, 2018

last day on earth

The happiest day of my life

Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife

by Lord of cats June 2, 2018

Last Meal Request

A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.

LAST MEAL REQUEST

Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.

*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.

*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*

by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019

last year syndrome

When asked the date, providing the previous year instead of the current year. Most common in January.

I just wrote January 2nd 2015 instead of 2016. Damn you last year syndrome!

by ManMan36 April 19, 2016

oikawas last wishes

oikawas last wishes is a fanfic by DanaiaCake originally from the anime haikyuu. as the name says it’s about oikawa and iwaizumi.

it will make you sob for HOURS and weeks after you finished it. it will forever scar your heart.

a: have you read oikawas last wishes yet? it’s really good.
b: no. i choose happiness.

by gojō satoru May 6, 2021